Who would win in a spiritual war?

Just curious.

Christmas

Couldn't agree more. Far too many celebrate christmas than celebrate Christ's birth. Think about it. Pray about it.

Pets

I've never been much of a pet person. Sure they are great company for the lonely, and wonderful entertainment for the simple minded, & stoners, but they aren't for me. You see I'm never sure what these wonderful little things are thinking. Does a kitten develop contempt for it's owner after eating the same thing over and over? You might think you're doing a great thing feeding your little muffy salmon flavored Friskies, and the ungrateful little wretch could be thinking "Oh great this again. They never quite capture the rotten fish flavor I crave". Another thing is that I've never met a cat that didn't have the "It's all about me " attitude. Pet me, entertain me feed me, clean my box. Me, me, me, big pain in the @$$ if you ask me.
Dogs aren't so self centered, in fact they are fairly simple. Feed me, walk me, let me nap, and let me lick myself. But two simple facts are absolute. You don't want to share your ice cream cone with a dog, because you KNOW FOR SURE where their tongue has been. The other is that as previously stated, you never know for certain what they are thinking. For example I dated this real HOT girl once and she had one of these Shitsu-Apso dogs. You know, the Paris Hilton kinda dog. Well I treated the dog real nice and petted it and all the stuff you do to get a dog, (and her owner), to think you like the little doll. Little did I know she was plotting against me. One warm spring day I was over visiting and there was the little dog. I noticed it in the backyard as I sat in a lounge chair, and I started talking to it in one of those high pitched baby talk voices one uses when talking to such dogs. Well the little thing jumped up into my lap so I could pet it and I thought "What a nice little dog. Maybe I've been wrong for all these years". What I didn't know was the little bundle of fur was about to put it's evil plan into action. As I reclined in the lounge she put her paws on my chest, kind of like she was stretching. As I patted her on the head I thought she was about to yawn. How I wish she had yawned. Instead what she did was to PUKE all over my chest! Wreched beast! Away with you and all of your four legged ilk is what I wanted to say. However I was still with my girlfriend, and she was mortified, to say the least. So I played the good sport. "OH I think she doesn't feel so well", I said looking down at my newly barfed on shirt. The truth was she was feeling great, she had won this round. She let me know she could do what ever she wanted to and get away with it. And she did.
So forgive me if I don't like your little pet, I am still trying to get an aweful visual out of my mind more than 20 years later.
Well that's all for now. Hope it makes sence to you 'cause right now it makes sence to me.

Happy B-Day Zoe

Tomorrow, the 14th is my granddaughter Zoe's 4th birthday. I can't say in words what she has brought to me and my family. So often when I am sick of the world and all it's nonsense she can make me smile . She is a beam of pure sunlight in a world that seems cold and uncaring. She is the gift that gave me back a daughter that I was sure we had lost. She is the one who reminds me what it is too see the world through new and trusting eyes, instead of the jaundiced ones I look through. She is the one that says grace for us before dinner. Thank you God for this little girl.
Well that's all for now. Hope it makes sence to you 'cause right now it makes sence to me.

More nonsense from the king

I saw this picture in The OC Register and man did it make me laugh! I hope when it posts you can see he even has a little moustache drawn on his lip. Now that I am wondering about stuff so much, I wonder if the Frito Bandito is about to make a come back.
Well that's all for now. Hope it makes sence to you 'cause right now it makes sence to me.

I've been lost in my own thoughts

Seems like I've been so busy with the other things in life that I haven't been sharing with my friends what has been rambling through my mind, and there has been a lot. One of the things I was wondering was how Imperial Storm Troopers ..... well relieve them selves. My answer was a simple Google image search away. As you can see in the picture to the left a Imperial Storm Trooper in the pooper finding relief. I hope this was taken from some sort of Storm Trooper instruction manual and isn't some sort of low life voyuer cam shot.
I've often wondered about Joseph the husband of Mary, the mother of Jesus, and what kind of guy he was. Must of been a pretty good guy, he married a girl that was pregnant with sombody elses baby. He worried about Jesus when he was a boy and got lost. He taught Jesus how to be a carpenter, but he probabily didn't understand what Jesus was ment to be. And what happened to him? Did he get sick and die, or did he just go off in the middle of the night for some camel milk and some smokes? Smokes could have beem Camel's too ,( sorry just had to do it. Forgive me Yambar).
Would Jesus have liked me if I was alive when He was? What if I was Zacchaeaus up in the tree trying to get a glimps of Christ. Would he have said that he wanted me to come down so he could come to my house,(Luke 19:5), or would He have just said to come down before I fall down.
I'll bet he would have liked me. I have been told I am a likeable guy, and my ADD is at least on par with the disciples so I have that going for me. What I mean by that is that He told them things, and taught them things, and even upto the end they didn't quite grasp it. Kinda sucks to be human when your in the presence of the Devine.
I've been wondering why I never feel smart.
I've been wondering why it's so easy to live in the world, but not so easy to not give into the worldly ways? Is it because we don't pray enough? I have a friend that says often we don't recieve because we don't ask, maybe I need to ask for help in resisting worldly ways.
I've been wondering if Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, will prove to be the anti-christ.

I've been wondering why mothers and daughters argue so much.
I've been wondering why I haven't blogged more.
Well that's all for now. Hope it makes sence to you 'cause right now it makes sence to me.

Hiatus

I know it's been a long time, and it will be a little longer. See ya.