I've been lost in my own thoughts

Seems like I've been so busy with the other things in life that I haven't been sharing with my friends what has been rambling through my mind, and there has been a lot. One of the things I was wondering was how Imperial Storm Troopers ..... well relieve them selves. My answer was a simple Google image search away. As you can see in the picture to the left a Imperial Storm Trooper in the pooper finding relief. I hope this was taken from some sort of Storm Trooper instruction manual and isn't some sort of low life voyuer cam shot.
I've often wondered about Joseph the husband of Mary, the mother of Jesus, and what kind of guy he was. Must of been a pretty good guy, he married a girl that was pregnant with sombody elses baby. He worried about Jesus when he was a boy and got lost. He taught Jesus how to be a carpenter, but he probabily didn't understand what Jesus was ment to be. And what happened to him? Did he get sick and die, or did he just go off in the middle of the night for some camel milk and some smokes? Smokes could have beem Camel's too ,( sorry just had to do it. Forgive me Yambar).
Would Jesus have liked me if I was alive when He was? What if I was Zacchaeaus up in the tree trying to get a glimps of Christ. Would he have said that he wanted me to come down so he could come to my house,(Luke 19:5), or would He have just said to come down before I fall down.
I'll bet he would have liked me. I have been told I am a likeable guy, and my ADD is at least on par with the disciples so I have that going for me. What I mean by that is that He told them things, and taught them things, and even upto the end they didn't quite grasp it. Kinda sucks to be human when your in the presence of the Devine.
I've been wondering why I never feel smart.
I've been wondering why it's so easy to live in the world, but not so easy to not give into the worldly ways? Is it because we don't pray enough? I have a friend that says often we don't recieve because we don't ask, maybe I need to ask for help in resisting worldly ways.
I've been wondering if Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, will prove to be the anti-christ.

I've been wondering why mothers and daughters argue so much.
I've been wondering why I haven't blogged more.
Well that's all for now. Hope it makes sence to you 'cause right now it makes sence to me.